Jul. 9, 2006
Some funny jokes
Here are some real funny jokes that I learned. Enjoy. These actually came off of our bathroom Dixie cups.
What stars go to jail?..... shooting stars
Spell mouse trap in three letters...... c-a-t
What keeps your teeth together?.... toothpaste
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?... because it ran out of juice
What fish is famous?... a star fish
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?... just in case he got a hole in one
What animals are well educated?... fish because they go around in schools
Where does a vampire go to take a bath?... in a batroom
Hahahaha - laugh will ya!
